The Good Kind Of Danger

I'm here to get drunk!  The good kind of drunk, the kind of drunk that makes you better at everything especially talking up the ladies...  Meh, there probably isn't even enough booze in David Hasselhoff's liquor cabinet to make me better at that.  I do want you to get charmingly toasted.  So, the next time you're out on the town swooning broads, chasin' skirts or in every woman's case, being a full on CT to every dude that just wants to dance with you, put the fist pump on hold for just a minute and wrap your mitts around the tastiest of premium tequilas on the market, Peligroso.  Enjoy all three varieties: Silver, Reposado and Anejo.  I personally fancy my Peligroso out of the belly button of a 5'10, tan, blonde,  20 something, coed but I'm sure Peligroso tastes great out of a shot glass, on the rocks or even in an ice cold margarita.  I could decipher the ins and outs that make Peligroso Tequila so delish and unique but that's fucking boring...  Just take a peek at the bottle and imagine how good that will look in your bar, on your shelf, or tucked safely under your pillow.  Remember, a life without a little danger is like watching the same porn over and over.  At first it's great then it just gets boring and makes your wrist hurt.

Enjoy irresponsibly,
.Stinky Britches.

Can I Pet Your Beer

What's better than an ice cold bottle of beer?  How about an ice cold bottle of beer that comes with a meticulously encased taxedermied rodent coozie... Oh yeah and that beer happens to pack a prodigious 55%  alcohol content!  Drink an entire bottle of this libatious celebration of malted hops and barley and your chipmunk encrusted bottled may start singing Disney tunes and C-walkin before your very eyes.  The brew masters at Brewdog used cutting-edge brewing techniques to give this redneck soda the scant flickering flavors of Juniper berries and other wildernessy delights.  With one sip you'll feel like you stepped out of your drab suburban dwelling into a glorious meadow, Alvin, Simon and Theodore will be there too.  The only hesitation I could possibly see as to why one would not want to purchase this nectar of the gods is the robust price tag, a whopping $650-$900...

Inebriatedly Your,
.Stinky Britches.

Drunk Woman Falls in Front of Train, Narrowly Escapes Death - Video

An apparently inebriated 26-year-old woman narrowly escaped death Friday in the Boston MBTA subway as she fell into the path of an oncoming train. The heroic train driver somehow managed to stop the train just as the very tip of the front of the first car passed over the woman who by this time was lying on the tracks and possibly fearing the worst.

The woman had attempted to stomp out her cigarette and watch for the train at the same time as the train approached, and that is when she stumbled and fell directly onto the tracks. During the whole process she also somehow managed not to touch the electrified third rail, which also might have meant death for the woman.

After the woman fell onto the tracks, other commuters frantically attempted to alert the train driver that someone was on the tracks by waving their arms at the train's driver.



MBTA train operator Charice Lewis saw the passengers at North Station flailing their arms as the train approached the station. At approximately the same time, she heard her radio frantically warn her to pull the emergency brake because someone had fallen onto the tracks.

“It was so close, I thought it was not good,’’ said the 27-year-old Lewis, a train operator from Mattapan. “Afterward she came up with a big smile on her face and I’m like ‘Oh my God, you really scared me,’ ’’ Lewis said. “The most exciting part for me is she crawled out from under (the train).’’

Lewis received a called from the governor after the incident and also was honored as a hero yesterday by Secretary of Transportation Jeffrey Mullan.

The woman on the tracks has not been identified; however, she had scraped her knees but was otherwise was reported to be okay. According  to police she had been drinking for several hours before the event. The woman was treated and evaluated at Massachusetts General Hospital.

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