Vans California Spring 2011 Collection

Fresh out of the vulcanized oven, the Vans California Spring 2011 Collection is pipin' hot and looks delicious.  Kind of like the toasty buns of Jessica Alba.   The collection continues Vans simplistic look that they've mastered over the years.  Available right now probably everywhere.

Nike Lunar Spider



To call these Nikes unique is a bit of an understatement, kind of like saying Charlie Sheen sort of likes hookers and blow...  With all the color pop and contrast on the new Lunar Spiders you'll  look like you're running even when you're standing still or at very least you'll convince your friends and everyone else who sees you that you've given up on matching.

2 mill an episode,
.Stinky Britches.

Nike Air Royal Mids

Are you ready to relive the 80's?  Nike is and they're making retro flashbacks easier and more fashionable every day.  Their new Air Royal Mids bring classic basketball styling together with some fresh color pop.  Pick yours up at select retailers in 2011.  Just leave the short shorts at home.

Sky hooks,
.Stinky Britches.

UNDFTD X Converse Colab

If I only had room in my closet and cash in my wallet then I could afford this UNDFTD and Converse colab ($138).  These hightops have it all, velcro… and ummm orange.  Pick em up at the UNDFTD shop.

Play Dirty!
.Stinky Britches.

Supra: The Red Carpet Series Skytop

Supra aka the master of the skytop, does it again with their signature series line.  The Red Carpet Skytop looks delish all murdered out and Knight Rider-ish with the red outsole pop!  Looks sexy but built to wear out like Jessica Biel, these kicks are the all around skytop. 

Yo Kitt,
.Stinky Britches.

Heyday: Super Shift Ballistic

So, a while back I wrote about the lavish Heyday Super Shift Premiums.  Well, sometimes even the brightest of stars needs to tone it down and keep it low pro so the Super Shift Ballistics were born.  Completely new for Fall 2010 this entirely tonal series will keep you looking fresh in the club (or in "da" club to use the parlance of our time) or just jamming across town for a late night booty call. The SS Ballistic series is the all around, all day all night high-top sneak. Made from a 1680 denier ballistic mesh upper and an anatomically molded footbed you'll never want to take them off. Pick these bad boys up and just like Tom Cruise they'll be begging to come out of the closet. 

John Travolta too,
.Stinky Britches.